Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Baa, baa, black sheep

Baa baa black sheep,  happy any wool.
Yes, sir, yes, sir, 3 bags full.
One for my mister, one for my day, one for my little one who lives down the lane.
-Eden, 5 years old

Friday, May 17, 2013

my dollar is generally worth more than that.

so, i stopped at dollar general today to pick up a few things.
as i walked up to the register to check out, i noticed the cashier was talking on her phone. i also noticed that she noticed me walking towards her. because she made eye contact and followed me as i neared her.
she continued to talk as she started to ring me up. (side note: who ever came up with that term? "ring me up".  hmmm....)
it wasn't until she was almost done scanning my items that she 'attempted' (i use that term loosely) to get off the phone..... "well, i need to go. i've got people."
i've got people. i'm not sure why i expected something more professional from someone talking on her iphone while checking out a customer, but she could have at least respected me enough to refer to me as a customer.  you know.... "sorry to cut this short, but i am at work now and i have a customer waiting for my full, undivided attention."  (i know, i have high expectations)  .... i've got people.....
but, to make things worse, she wasn't serious. because she kept talking. as i swiped my card. and waited. and waited. and waited. for her. because she needed to push a button on her side of the counter. but, at least she was connecting socially about very important matters. it's not like i had anywhere to be.  i suppose i could have just made a few phone calls while i waited.
but, it's cool, i'm over it, because she apologized.  oh, wait... no she didn't. i'm pretty sure she didn't even say thank you.
i strongly considered calling the store later to inform the manager of my less-than-stellar customer service experience. then i realized the cold, hard facts. she probably IS the manager. hmpf.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

{heard around the house} April Edition

  • "Eden, can you please pause this story?" - Jada; Eden was reading to her... Jada needed to step away, but didn't want to miss anything.
  • "Mommy, you can't tickle me. Only daddy can tickle me. Daddy is the best tickler in the whole wide world." -Jada 
  • "No one can help us except God." -Eden; making her mama proud! 
  • "You broke my heart when you made me stand in that corner." -Eden; well, sweet child, you broke my heart when you pushed your sister.
  • "Oh, crap! We need money to fit in this party!!" -Jada; i really wish i had a good explanation for this one.....